叔叔真猥琐。

本来是吐槽不知道为什么变成了听写。。。

我真是鸡血过充……太有聊了TvT


听得我心力交瘁的,但是好像又找到了当初萌头哥的感觉,只不过萌点早已经高过了“和他做队友是我最快乐的三年时光”什么的……
贴图的顺序有点乱,不过重要的明显的地方还是不会错的吧。。。

下载地址【FS2YOU|右键直接复制链接】
在线视频(感谢骨刺大人上传):
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMTU1ODY4Nzg0.html

前面有一段混乱的地方没录,发布人把对话写了下来。
[yawn]
Matt: Great!
(... Monday Night Raw ...)
Matt: Damn. I don't think I could do that. [pause] I did tell the giant, or-- what's his name now? That I did the promo with? Big Show. That I wanted a cage match with him.
Tim: [laugh]
Matt: He was like, "We can wrestle but, cage match, you don't want that. I wouldn't that, put my body through that again."
Tim: [laughing] Could you imagine?
Matt: Oh my god-- His hand--
Tim: You saying, you saying, "We could have a cage match," cut--
Matt: His hand weighs more than I do.
Tim: Cut to him--
Matt: His hand is this big!
Tim: Cut to him holding you up, and just kinda spinning you back and then--
Matt: And I'm just, AHHH, AHHH! [laugh] Seriously, like a rag doll. Like a rag doll.
(Ready to go? Let's knock this mother out.)
Tim: Yeah!
Matt: Let's do it.
(... I'll just count down from 3-2-1 ...)
Tim: An hour's a long time.
Matt: It's a long-- we're going to be talking for a long time.
[indecipherable]
Matt: Can I get up and go pee if I have to?
Tim: [laugh]
Matt: Or should I just hold it? I'll just go in this.
(If you need to go, you just go now.)
Matt: Very conspicuously under the table.
(... 8-7-6-5-4-3 ...)
[both are looking through questions, murmuring simultaneously]
Matt: Pretty standard stuff here. "FBI Agent..." "What would you do if..." "What's your favorite... thing..." "What do you like here..."
Tim: "Matt, have you always been this hot..." "Matt, will you be my husband..." "Matt, will you marry my daughter..."
Matt: Oh here's a good one. Here's a good one.
Tim: What?
Matt: Um, how big is your gun?
Tim: Wow. It's pretty--
Matt: I can vouch for-- I mean, I don't like guns, but I can vouch for it. It's pretty big.
Tim: Yeah. It's, well, you know, thanks to Props.
Matt: There are some smoke and mirrors involved.
Tim: There are. You tip the lighting guys well--
Matt: Are we...? Is that on?
Tim: We're on!

好了,这个下限的live webchat,是两个人互相问对方问题的形式。如果听写有误欢迎指正orz
然后Matt问叔叔的第一个问题居然是,How big is your gun?
明显地看到叔叔一愣,然后那个表情@#$%...
Matt纯洁而正直地说I don't really like guns, but I can vouch for it, it's pretty big...【叔叔强抱你了?】
后来叔叔讲他在趴体上打翻人家端的三明治盘子什么的
- Tim, Tim you're ruining your illusion that you're perfect...
- oh【听到了表扬心里超爽】, there's never an illusion like that, except for my gun.
- That's-that's right. Except for the gun.
【幸福生活和谐美满啊。】



其实第一个问题是What do you think makes P&N the smoothest team on television?
Matt很小媳妇地说,we're not smooth.
叔叔一副难以置信的受伤表情:I don't... I...
- We're not smooth...Are we Smooth? sometime....
- Well, you're pretty smooth.【哎吔?】
- No, we're jagged...
- We ruffle around the edges a bit, which kinda makes us smooth.【你连怎么润滑都清楚?】
然后Matt就开始夸叔叔,I really like the guy that I work with, ..., he's an amazing actor……- pretty much everything I threw it out you say yes too, which helps... 【含情脉脉地看着叔叔】he's dug me out of a lot of holes
- Well, likewise... We save each other.
- I think we just tried to have fun, right?
- No.
- No, we don't. We never laugh.

有个温哥华的粉丝Matt对Tim的第一印象,然后俩人都鸡血了……敢情Matt去看冬奥是USA组织他俩一起去的……啊啊啊CEO你放心吗?!

Matt说俩人很互补,然后叔叔说他第一次见到Matt的时候其实很紧张,在等试镜的时候他们已经打过照面了,Matt提到了叔叔演的Tell Me You Love Me【叔叔在里面演个N年没和老婆OX的直男】,说Matt的台词很长blahblah, he was very welcoming,【停顿】I knew right away we kinda have something there.【给Matt递眼神。Matt低头不语。叔叔一副“我终于说出来了太勇敢了!”的表情拍桌子。】
然后Matt说叔叔身上有种西部人的特质Tim has this amazing mid-western sensability【乡土气?】,it made me believe that you could empathize with somebody like Neal, which not everybody could, some people would just normally back into prison.
- Really?
- I think so.
- You know I've never find things like that.
- Yeah, that's one of the things I like.
- I... 【被美青年发了小红花的叔叔鸡冻到失语】.. Oh I thought...
- It's not a compliment for you, ok?!【你这么说是因为CEO掀桌了吗?】
- No, but I'm saying really because the second we read, I thought "Oh this gut", I thought in the script, I think Peter likes this guy, and when we read I realise, oh no he cares about him. Because in scene that was at the bars... I hate to tell you this, buddy, but she doesn't...
- Yeah...
- She wants to break up with you. We were talking about Kate. It's a bar scene at first where -eh, that became a walk-and-talk ourside. Little insider scoop【木听清,反正就是这样了= =】...

中间有个人椅子翻倒了【大概是CEO气晕了……?】,叔叔回答问题回答到一半。不然我觉得他又要提起那个犯人给探员寄圣诞卡的事情了=A=

下一个问题是关于希望谁来客串的。
好吧他们说的名字我一个也不认识……?
可是叔叔努力思考到当机的样子很好笑XD

然后Matt后背突然疼起来……
我总觉得是叔叔念咒了orz


回答完毕之后叔叔那个“My turn!”真有Peter的帝王气势……果然这个人入戏太深了。当初不该让你演什么GTM的……
然后念问题的时候把Matt念成了Matty。
姑娘问他俩能不能唱歌,叔叔说后面会有他俩一起唱歌的戏码,在June家会有趴体,Matt说唱歌好哇,跳舞就不行了,我在Chuck里跳舞的时候提前练了一周。
然后叔叔小声地说You can dance...【"You"是那种尾音下滑的重音orz】
Neal中了麻药唱的歌是Love is a many splendored thing.
叔叔说Matty是a man behind the curtain, but he can sing like there's no tomorrow...
然后俩人开始哼歌。╮(╯▽╰)╭

- "What was the one moment as you started filming that you realized you're part of something extraordinary?" We're part of something extraordinary...[chuckle]
- I didn't know we were... I don't know.
Matty说他们第一天拍的第一集里走下楼梯那场戏很有意思,他和探长打情骂俏什么的。但是他那时候不觉得这是什么了不起的剧。然后叔叔说我觉得演员一演戏就觉得这肯定会extraordinary就太那啥了,你知道对俺来说啥最extraordinary吗,就是咱俩……【我以为会有惊天动地的告白】拍车里那场戏的时候【Neal帮Peter选结婚周年礼物的那个】。叔叔开着车,在晚上,车前面有灯,下着雨,录音师还不让开雨刷。
美青年说我把命都交给你了!要是换个别人开车我现在就翘翘了!
这是何等的……同生共死不离不弃(?的境界!!!!
叔叔说导演什么的都趴在后座,然后人就从椅子上滑下去了……还说那样很舒服……
喂!!Manners, manners!!!





- Your character Neal is really into history, slash, back slash, historical artefact... What is your favourite time/periode?
叔,你念到Slash笑得那么猥琐干啥。

在扭腰叔叔最喜欢的地方是central park,还有好多……pizza店?= =然后他说喜欢走路,坐地铁也不错,但是他喜欢走路【“不要相信在扭腰不坐地铁的人”……?】……他们在下东区,mid packing district, elevated train track, high lines

唉= =我听不动了……

好吧,下一个问题是问Matt最喜欢的拍摄地点。
对于我这种……外国人,这根本就是两个人坐在那里细数美好回忆嘛!!!

然后讲到叔叔以前客串过的Seinfeld



叔叔假装阅读障碍!啊哈哈哈哈哈哈
然后俺学习了新词汇,Tim that's a nice elocution.
问题是Do you do your own stunts?
Matt说没有了,他们让我做啥我就做啥,但是在Chuck里我会功夫嘛,那我就经常自己演绎啦,爬上爬下的……
这时两个人突然莫名其妙地练习起了Parcours的发音orz,叔叔还站起来找跑酷路线……

下一个问题是来自Georgia的,于是俩人莫名其妙地开始唱歌!=A=
好了这样就算热身运动了,反正CEO早就晕倒了,他们也就肆无忌惮了。




- Most and least favourite part of your job?

TIM - Favourite part of my job, in most seriousness, working with him.【且看我真诚的脸真挚的颜。】

Matt - Oh~~【就是“Oh~~~~ you're so sweeeeeet”的oh】I would say the same thing, truthfully.
- Least favourite...
- We're getting to pay for what we love to do, it's nice.
- Least favourite, working with him. No!---
- You've mixed it up.[指]
- No. What's your least favourite part?
- What's my least favourite part...
- I know what's your least favourite part, wishing we have more takes and time.
- Yes, wishing we have more time. Because we work very fast on White Collar.
- Way to fast.
- Sometimes I feel selfish, asking for that third take.
- But you shouldn't.
- You shouldn't... But yeah, I guess it's time.


最难背的戏码是什么?
Matt说是葡萄酒那集。
- There was one time I looked to Tim like, "Please throw me a life raft, and pull me off the screen"... I want to be like back in Monte Carlo, "Oh is this a birthday card from... E, or from L?"

- Did you... In the pilot... did you have a, eh, did you have some monologue with June or something like that?
- Oh, no we can't go there.
- Okay...
- [Laugh]

然后提到了试镜和Neal的hat trick.
Matt试了两次才拿到Neal的角色,因为剧组本来想要老一点的英国大叔?= =
然后叔叔是无所谓的那种【orz是嘛?】
总之就好像是“差一点就错过了”那种感觉。
至于Hat trick是Matt通过网络视频学的。【我记得以前哪个采访里他好像提到过。】他说演那场戏之前他练了一个晚上,然后叔叔又提起了他的枪……
- That's the way it was when they gave me my gun, and I stayed up all night working on my gun, to make sure...
- Yepp, I remember that...
【然后两人共同陷入了沉思。。。。。。】
- I remember you tell me that maybe in XX[= =] we don't need talk about that.
- It wasn't appropriate.
- It wasn't really appropriate.
- We just met the crew, it was the first day of shooting...
- It was weird.
- ...and I was playing an FBI agent, I thought it was important to talk about my hoster.
【不行了我的听力已经退化了。】

- 这问题给你的,你以前的采访里说不演戏的话会去盖房子【咦,米国格格?】,那你有做啥木匠活吗?【Matt用了如此少女的表情和声调。】

- Really? That's a goog question. I do a little carp-, you know what, that's on my bucket list, is to do fine carpentry. Making a carbinet with no nails,[...], tongue & groove, that kind of thing...
- Oh, tongue & groove, that's crazy, man. That takes some... crazy skills.
- I'm pretty handy around the house, but not carpentry. My dad is pretty good. [...] my life-long dream of mine.
- When they make the Bucket List 2, starring Tim and... and Morgan Farechild【囧……】


- 第二季你们比较期待的是加强剧情还是角色背景?
Matt: 这得让叔叔说因为他总是比我知道得多。
Tim: 嗯我刚得到的消息是,第二季俺俩会唱歌,我刚说过了。还会挖到更多八音盒的情况。[...]关于八音盒咱俩都有各自的故事。【Matt:ooooooh....】[...]还有,这个你一定会喜欢,还会有一集讲我第一次抓到你的倒叙。
Matt: YAY, 俺稀饭。【他说了三遍I like that.】
Season Finale的就不听了反正到时候会看到= =
可是他们说漏了的donkey是啥= =||||


本来已经累趴了的探长


- Tim,你喜欢做呆呆探长吗,那美美小贼怎样啊?
- 我喜欢做呆呆探长呀,他可以和美美小贼约会呀,我喜欢这个。哦我跟你讲我想要啥情节哦。
- 嗯,跟我讲讲你的YY。
- [YD地笑]Neal和Peter被困电梯。【Matt: That would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!×2(这绝对是反话,人家才不要跟你这种WS叔叔同困电梯,像Morgan/Reid那种才差不多。】然后两个人就谈谈情说说爱啦,[...]啊啊【叔叔突然打了鸡血】Let's do it!!! Let's do it now!!
Matt他于是扶额了……叔叔鸡血地忘记了问题是什么。

叔:咦,好像联系到了别的什么……【陷入冥想】
Matt: 你再说你想要的情节。
叔:哦哦哦哦哦是的!!!【Matt已经无力扶额了……唉】Somehow Neal having to be Peter,

Matt: woooooh【"Woooooh, you're disgusting"的Woooooh】
叔:身份互换啦就是。
Matt: 肯定很好玩。俺们就是要演对方咯?
叔,你不去写剧本真可惜。【Matt嫌恶地看着叔。】

省略两个问题= =|||我实在不行了……鸡血都流干了。
【看得出来Matty实在是体力不支了。】




然后讲到了Matt恶搞的那个Chistmas Idol,叔叔在旁边狂笑。
于是两个人开始唱歌||||||||【好好听><】
……不停地唱XD


- 戏里的东西你最想要啥?
Matt: 脚环啊,那个追踪脚环叫Candy.
他还想要200的智商,叔叔说180就不错了,差那20没啥区别。
是说Matt也180么……?喂喂这个组合怎么听着这么像维珍= =|||
然后叔叔说他想要Neal的公寓。【你自己有的好伐!】

- 你俩戏里那么来电,之前认识吗?
完全不认识!

- 剧组哪个演员会是最好的con artist?
叔:你不错啊。

Matt: 你在想什么啊,绝对是Willie Garson啊


叔:oh shit...


Matt: [LOL]你骂街了=w=

手。。。你俩的手……
这动作完全是叔叔向美青年求婚美青年喜极而泣啊!!!





新娘说:You know how much I love him? I love him so much that I just got embarrassed. That's how much I love Tim DeKay.



- 你最喜欢哪集?
Matt: 我喜欢113.
叔叔:我喜欢105.【Matt: 俺也喜欢><】也不能说那是我最喜欢的,因为每集都有一部分【你最喜欢的其实是和Neal的对手戏吧,大家都知道了。】




- [to Matt]你觉得Neal是大坏蛋吗[criminal]?
Matt开始扭动= =|||||
Neal是social engineer.
叔叔说Neal跟Robinhood差不多。劫富济贫什么的。嗯,只劫富,没了。但是正在努力尝试……济贫。

- 你最喜欢你角色的哪方面?
叔:俺喜欢Peter的幽默感【没有这种东西。除了“俺被深深滴吓到了”……】,有时候大家想把他轰走但是他自己没意识【就是呆气嘛!】,Peter很witty.
Matt说的大概就是虽然干的是骗人的勾当但是内心非常渴望真切的情感……什么的吧。

啊= =再略一个问题。。。。

西班牙的姑娘问你觉得PN是父子关系吗?
然后又开始唱……好吧,我决定换手机铃声了。
叔叔又拿出了那一套父子兄弟老夫老妻的说法。这次还有正邪两道棋逢对手的感觉。有他俩自己才能听懂的语言><

Education的问题。。。略了。。。

- First thought about your character.
叔叔认真地想了很久。
我看就是你一看这是个腐剧就决定演了。就这样吧!



关于ratpack风格的问题。略。

愿意和谁共进晚餐。
叔叔又开始开动脑筋。Matt说,if you say gandhi...叔叔笑。
然后……尴尬了。
看后面的话叔叔是想说grandfather咩?Matt很乖地去挠叔叔的后背……

后来选了莎士比亚,blahblah……Charlie Chaplin【听不出了= =莎士比亚就够了。你个伪直男。】
Matt选了Paul Newman...
叔:Oh that's fantastic for you...【啧啧啧,你几个意思。】

咻……终于完了。看得我累死了。

虽然两个人都表现的“啊呦怎么就到时间了呢”其实早就坐不住了吧……
好了然后是公布说WC的粉丝都叫collars了。我其实觉得清洁工什么的更合适?= =
然后Producer提醒他们说finale的时间。叔叔已经跟不上Matt的节奏了。


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